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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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fatzorro:

I love how when girls talk about their mundane challenges in life (periods, bras etc.) guys are always like “At least you don’t have to shave every day!”

Meanwhile straight guys expect women’s genitalia, armpits, legs, upper lips, between-eyebrows, arms and fucking grandmother’s…

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ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

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bottomupcas:

mpregalecki:

gUYS IT’S NOT EVEN HIATUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

omg, i am sO HAPPY THIS IS BACK ONMY DASH

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lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

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adriencrowe:

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

FUCK

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stinky-ferrett:

rosityler:

He’s sad because he’s all alone and nobody wants him. But on this page, his family hears him crying and they find him.

Then the Ugly Duckling is happy, because he knows where he belongs.

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